punkwarren:

striderdaves:

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement


(Source: biscuitprince)


zodiacbaby:

*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation


(Source: ingridsbergman)


pardonmewhileipanic:

dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

TACO IS NOT GOING TO SEE HIS NEXT BIRTHDAY IF HE KEEPS TALKING SHIT

(Source: mykingdomforapen)


acidics:

I’m bringing this back

acidics:

I’m bringing this back


me making decisions in video games: *thoroughly researches consequences, reads multiple walkthroughs, explores every other course of action in detail*
me making decisions in real life: well what's the worse that could happen

nitoriaiichirou:

talking to people who have good relationships with their dad is so surreal like, what’s that like? what did you do???? how come he doesn’t think you’re a failure?????? how can you just “get on with” and “like” your father????????? how???


coochiejuice:

The thing about horror movie situations is imma do my best to help you but if we running and you fallin or we hidin and you whimperin and sobbin, that’s it! I can’t do nothing else for you! You have made the choice to be a damsel in distress and boo this ain’t Camelot I have 0 time to die


ishvals:

Fullmetal Alchemist Unabridged Edition Volume 1-18